In this paper, we have set out to model classical head movement effects as the consequence of a particular linearization mechanism, rather than a structure-altering transformation. In other words, we argue that such effects do not involve movement. On this approach, classical head movement effects involve linearizing a head at the edge of the phrase it heads, with other orders being blocked as a consequence of the PF needs of the next head up. We have demonstrated how this approach works to derive the difference between French-like and English-like languages. We discussed two potential extensions of the model to account for mixed-headed languages like German. Finally, we saw that the theory leads us to expect scrambling to be possible in some languages but impossible in others.